Humour

Once upon a time, in a vast and beautiful forest where tall trees brushed the clouds and rivers laughed through the valleys, there lived many creatures: those who walked on the land, and those who soared through the sky. One sunny afternoon, a terrible argument broke out between a grumpy old bear named Borin and a proud woodpecker named Wicket. No one remembers exactly what started it. Some say it was about a tree the woodpecker claimed for himself, while others say the bear wanted to nap and the woodpecker wouldn’t stop pecking. Whatever the reason, things got so heated that Wicket squawked, “Then let there be war between the skies and the soil!” ...

Once upon a blocky night in the world of Minecraft, there were three little pigs who were very excited to build their own houses. They waved goodbye to their mum, a very wise pig who wore a diamond helmet, and set off to find the perfect building spots. But they forgot one important thing: when the sun goes down, zombies come out. First Pig — The Wooden Hut The first little pig loved to build quickly so he could spend more time riding his boat and fishing. ...

One sunny morning, a little tailor was sitting by his window, sewing a jacket. He was in a fine mood, and he was singing to himself as he worked. Then he heard someone calling out in the street below. “Fresh jam for sale! Lovely jam, cheap!” The tailor was very fond of jam. He stuck his head out of the window and shouted down, “Up here! I’ll buy some!” The woman climbed the steps to his room with her great basket. The tailor looked over every jar, sniffed each one carefully, and finally said, “This smells delicious. I’ll take four ounces, please.” ...